Bloody Australian immigrants come to your country….

52 Responses to “Bloody Australian immigrants come to your country….”

Always gets me laughing 🙂

Roly said this on June 18, 2012 at 6:36 pm | Reply
- I have no idea where it came from, it just ended up in my picture funny folder and i came across it.
  
  John the Aussie said this on June 18, 2012 at 7:59 pm | Reply
I love the injunction to ‘Fuck off back to Austria’ [sic]. Obviously, if that’s inadvertent, the guy’s a moron. But if on purpose, it’s a brilliant act of passive-aggressive fuckery. Dirty fighting at it’s worst and most glorious.

Smaktakula said this on June 18, 2012 at 7:05 pm | Reply
- It reminded me of the beginning of Dumb and Dumber.
  
  John the Aussie said this on June 18, 2012 at 8:00 pm | Reply
  - I’ve always been really down on that flick, but you are literally the third person to mention it in a week or so’s time to me (I even brought it up in a post). I will definitely have to revisit the film.
    
    Smaktakula said this on June 19, 2012 at 9:17 am
Ahh..yes Aussie-ism at its best hehehe

Leo said this on June 18, 2012 at 7:39 pm | Reply
- Where the local language is screaming.
  
  John the Aussie said this on June 18, 2012 at 8:01 pm | Reply
Lmao

noriliszione said this on June 18, 2012 at 8:04 pm | Reply
- You need an avatar Mr Eskimo.
  
  And go say hi to the folks back on the post I … Posted… for you…
  
  John the Aussie said this on June 18, 2012 at 8:08 pm | Reply
Brilliant !

optie said this on June 18, 2012 at 8:24 pm | Reply
- 😀
  
  John the Aussie said this on June 18, 2012 at 9:02 pm | Reply
This is hilarious!! I know neighbors just like Justin. I have one right next door. Every time we “BBQ”, she shuts all her windows and doors. Same with when we have a outdoor “camp” fire. As if to say, you can’t do that because I don’t like the smell… I could go on and on. The “Justin” must be a silver-spooned city boy. Great post John!

TheeUnseen & Zombie Silhouettes said this on June 18, 2012 at 10:53 pm | Reply
- I’ve seemed to be reasonably lucky with my neighbours for the most part. But there are always those few….
  
  John the Aussie said this on June 18, 2012 at 11:04 pm | Reply
Sounds like something that would happen here in New Hampshire, but then again a bear just attacked a woman here, and a few months ago a cougar was spotted half a mile from my house. Then there are the coyotes. Good stuff though.

popcultureatemymonkey said this on June 18, 2012 at 10:58 pm | Reply
- And people worry about our wildlife down under…
  
  John the Aussie said this on June 18, 2012 at 11:19 pm | Reply
Funny post “David”.

turnbullr said this on June 18, 2012 at 11:12 pm | Reply
- Thanks “Justin”
  
  Seriously though it must of been a late night when I saved this picture, I don’t go to meme sites. Rumor now has it that Justin actually posted this, though the emailer has no proof.
  
  I liked the throwback of “it’s a safety issue” from the first response from Justin, to the last response David. But it makes me wonder if he
  
  John the Aussie said this on June 19, 2012 at 12:15 am | Reply
  - Have you been to the U.S. yet?
    
    turnbullr said this on June 19, 2012 at 2:28 am
  - Not yet, hoping to make it to the ZPI gathering next year. Why’s that?
    
    John the Aussie said this on June 19, 2012 at 3:47 am
Dear Aussie,
I am laughing so hard there are tears streaming down my face 🙂
Perfect start to my Monday!!!
Thanks Dude!
Lis

Carr Party of Five said this on June 19, 2012 at 12:50 am | Reply
- G’day Lis,
  
  No worries. Glad I could make ya day.
  
  Me.
  
  John the Aussie said this on June 19, 2012 at 1:20 am | Reply
  - Aussie,
    O..you didn’t just make MY day. I blew that puppy up all over FaceBook.
    You made a lotta g’days, mate!
    Lis
    😉
    
    Carr Party of Five said this on June 19, 2012 at 5:20 am
Holy shit, that was hilarious. 🙂 Thanks for the laugh!

Wild Cookery! said this on June 19, 2012 at 1:47 am | Reply
- No worries.
  
  John the Aussie said this on June 19, 2012 at 2:18 am | Reply
Their exchanges back and forth are priceless. It reminds me of all the bad neighbors I’ve had. (I’m not on the lamp guy’s side.)

If you ask a neighbor to stop doing something annoying, instead of apologizing and correcting the situation, they tell you to eff off.

Carolina Courtland said this on June 19, 2012 at 5:29 am | Reply
- Where I am now each neighbour is as… well neighbourly as the next. Any problems we just tell each other and any plans of BBQ’s and get togethers we forewarn each other if not invite in some cases.
  
  As for some previous addresses…. not so much neighbourly…
  
  John the Aussie said this on June 19, 2012 at 11:00 am | Reply
please visit http://paulaacton.wordpress.com/2012/06/18/lucky-meme/ and collect your award

paulaacton said this on June 19, 2012 at 5:59 am | Reply
- Thanks, on my way!!
  
  John the Aussie said this on June 19, 2012 at 11:03 am | Reply
TOO funny!

Hawkruh said this on June 19, 2012 at 7:45 am | Reply
- I laughed hard when I read it.
  
  John the Aussie said this on June 19, 2012 at 11:06 am | Reply
Hilarious! I’m off to the hardware store to buy a flood light.

Peter Teixeira said this on June 19, 2012 at 8:34 am | Reply
- *insert evil grin here* may I suggest the Sunforce 40 Million Candlepower HID Spotlight‎….
  
  John the Aussie said this on June 19, 2012 at 11:12 am | Reply
Could you take care of my neighbor’s light for me?

robincoyle said this on June 19, 2012 at 9:34 am | Reply
- LOL, it’s a picture from some site that I found in a folder on my computer… My way is a little less intrusive but by all means not subtle….
  
  John the Aussie said this on June 19, 2012 at 11:05 am | Reply
Reblogged this on M.S. Fowle and commented:
You MUST read this – the whole thing! You won’t be disappointed 😉

M.S. Fowle said this on June 19, 2012 at 10:59 pm | Reply
- Thanks for the reblog.
  
  John the Aussie said this on June 19, 2012 at 11:44 pm | Reply
Gold!

annextruth said this on June 20, 2012 at 5:15 pm | Reply
- 😉
  
  John the Aussie said this on June 20, 2012 at 5:17 pm | Reply
Holy crap! That is the funniest thing I have read in a VERY long time! Thanks!

Joe said this on June 21, 2012 at 12:17 am | Reply
- I know, right? No worries…
  
  John the Aussie said this on June 21, 2012 at 1:07 am | Reply
I know from Facebook that “HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA” isn’t really an insightful comment, but please forgive me. “HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA” Thanks, I’ve never enjoyed spitting coffee on my keyboard quite so much as I did today.

C.M.Hardin said this on June 21, 2012 at 3:09 am | Reply
- No worries, anytime.
  
  John the Aussie said this on June 21, 2012 at 5:27 am | Reply
🙂 This made me snort… and I may have peed my pants… just a little bit. Maybe.

Jessica said this on June 22, 2012 at 10:41 am | Reply
- LOL, sorry about that.
  
  John the Aussie said this on June 24, 2012 at 11:33 am | Reply
LOL LOL LOL, ok, ok…. LOL LOL LOL

nyparrot said this on June 24, 2012 at 11:23 am | Reply
- 😀 . Glad ya enjoyed it.
  
  John the Aussie said this on June 24, 2012 at 11:34 am | Reply
The best thing on your site so far! With the bar now set so high, I wait with interest to see whether you can top it.

David Marshall said this on June 26, 2012 at 5:29 pm | Reply
- Nah I doubt it… This’ll sit on top for a few years…
  
  John the Aussie said this on June 26, 2012 at 5:30 pm | Reply
Hilarious, man. Thanks.

Chazz said this on July 2, 2012 at 11:05 pm | Reply
- No worries mate. Thanks for stopping by.
  
  John the Aussie said this on July 2, 2012 at 11:39 pm | Reply
Hey, We like Aussies over here in the UK, where else are you going to get lifeguards and bar staff?

machen dave said this on July 9, 2012 at 8:31 am | Reply
- And that is a dual occupation, not two separate jobs…
  
  John the Aussie said this on July 9, 2012 at 9:03 am | Reply