Urban Legend – Shy Guy
Another urban legend, a story told over and over again… This one is told in variations, in different bars and pubs around mine sites all over Australia…
A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar. After an hour of gathering up his courage, he finally goes over to her and asks, tentatively, “Um, would you mind if I chatted with you for a while?” She responds by yelling, at the top of her lungs, “NO! I won’t sleep with you tonight!” Everyone in the bar is now staring at them.
Naturally, the guy is hopelessly and completely embarrassed and he slinks back to his table. After a few minutes, the woman walks over to him and apologizes. She smiles at him and says, “I’m sorry if I embarrassed you. You see, I’m a graduate student in psychology, and I’m studying how people respond to embarrassing situations.” To which he responds, at the top of his lungs, “What do you mean $200..?!?!”
John The Aussie 
Yes, some of us do actually read these tag things… but there meant for ‘bots to pick up. Chuckling 😉
😀
I tried not putting tags once and got scolded by WP. 😦
I’ve many of posts without tags… I’m not really worried about hits, the only time I got into dashboard is to check spam comments filtered the wrong comment or to create a new post… Actually I think stats have moved from the dashboard now… I really should check how I do…
I’ll have to remember that one, for future use in real life.
I just do it randomly to friends in public…
Men:
“How many did you shove up there??”
“She was a man??”
“That was your own sister!!”
Women:
“Waddya mean you kissed my wife??”
“$200 for an hour??”
“They’re fake??”
LOL What goes around, comes around!
Yup!!! Let her write her report on that..
“prostitutes are not cheap women” … Your tags are almost as funny as your post.
Well done, John.
Thanks Jamie. I do try that little harder with the tags…
I felt for the guy…been thewre experienced that. ROFLMAO!!!! 🙂
The joys of picking up a date….
OH the pains of life and the women know how to dish it out. 🙂
All in good.fun though.
Heh… bet that’s the last time she takes her thesis work outside of academia. I guess I should practice what I preach and leave the petri dishes in the incubator. :-D. Good post!
🙂 thanks, I try….
Hee-larious J!
The classics are always good.
Never heard it prior. Glad you were still bloggin away. I somehow lost ya on my e-mail feed during my noggin knockin hiatus last year…then, and I hate to admit this but…jes a couple days ago I figured out re:the WP reader thing and am tryin to catch up on some o my favorites..