Urban Legend – Shy Guy

Another urban legend, a story told over and over again… This one is told in variations, in different bars and pubs around mine sites all over Australia…

A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar. After an hour of gathering up his courage, he finally goes over to her and asks, tentatively, “Um, would you mind if I chatted with you for a while?” She responds by yelling, at the top of her lungs, “NO! I won’t sleep with you tonight!” Everyone in the bar is now staring at them.John The Aussie

 Naturally, the guy is hopelessly and completely embarrassed and he slinks back to his table. After a few minutes, the woman walks over to him and apologizes. She smiles at him and says, “I’m sorry if I embarrassed you. You see, I’m a graduate student in psychology, and I’m studying how people respond to embarrassing situations.” To which he responds, at the top of his lungs, “What do you mean $200..?!?!”

John The Aussie

~ by John the Aussie on January 27, 2013.

19 Responses to “Urban Legend – Shy Guy”

  1. Yes, some of us do actually read these tag things… but there meant for ‘bots to pick up. Chuckling 😉

  2. I tried not putting tags once and got scolded by WP. 😦

    • I’ve many of posts without tags… I’m not really worried about hits, the only time I got into dashboard is to check spam comments filtered the wrong comment or to create a new post… Actually I think stats have moved from the dashboard now… I really should check how I do…

  3. I’ll have to remember that one, for future use in real life.

    • I just do it randomly to friends in public…

      “How many did you shove up there??”
      “She was a man??”
      “That was your own sister!!”

      “Waddya mean you kissed my wife??”
      “$200 for an hour??”
      “They’re fake??”

  4. LOL What goes around, comes around!

  5. “prostitutes are not cheap women” … Your tags are almost as funny as your post.

    Well done, John.

  6. I felt for the guy…been thewre experienced that. ROFLMAO!!!! 🙂

  7. Heh… bet that’s the last time she takes her thesis work outside of academia. I guess I should practice what I preach and leave the petri dishes in the incubator. :-D. Good post!

  8. Hee-larious J!

Go on, give us a yarn or two, mate.

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