Joke: Train Stop

John The Aussie

Dumbestic Goddess and Terror

A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her young son playing with his new electric train in the living room.

She heard the train stop and her son said, “All of you sons of b*tches who want off, get the hell off now, cause this is the last stop! And all of you sons of b*tches who are getting on, get your asses in the train, cause we’re going down the tracks.”

The mother went nuts and told her son, “We don’t use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and you are to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train, but I want you to use nice language.”

Two hours later, the son comes out of the bedroom and resumes playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say, “All passengers who are disembarking from the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for riding with us today and hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon.” She hears the little boy continue, “For those of you just boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat. Remember, there is no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today.”

As the mother began to smile, the child added, “For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the b*tch in the kitchen.”

~ by John the Aussie on May 25, 2012.

60 Responses to “Joke: Train Stop”

  1. Cute and funny.

  2. Hahaha.

  3. ROFLMAO! ♥
    Thank you for the giggle. =0)

  4. I loved it!

  5. Good one mate!

  6. Love it! Definitely going to have to share!

  7. Reblogged this on Johnbalaya and commented:
    A very funny joke from my blogger friend Down Under

  8. oh my god, that’s fantastic! literally laughed out loudly

  9. Brilliant! You had me going til the end.

  10. This is so similar to my nephew.

  11. Cute joke;)

  12. bahaha that was an epic joke..really made me laugh ^_^

  13. that’s awesome!

  14. If that’s a real story from your house, I’m moving in.

  15. You can send them to their room, but you can’t change the truth!

  16. OMG! That’s hilarious! Thanks for the laugh this morning 🙂

  17. That’s hysterical, John – that made me evil laugh out loud! Love it! I’m just off to re-tell it… okay, re-read it, so that I don’t fuck it up! 🙂

  18. I just nominated you for an award at

  19. I think I just pmp! Definitely sharing this with the rest of my fellow lab mates tomorrow. Great one!

  20. Dear John,
    You are one awesome writer.
    I appreciate the LIKES…unless of course it was just a rouse (sp?)to get me over here to see how popular you are.
    Do Australians do that?
    P.s. Really cool blog dude*:)

  21. Well, here it is. I’m pretty green to this whole blogosphere. And I was totally kidding about the ruse. A word which here means …trickery.

    http:/ wrote a super hilarious piece on nasty bloggers who are really only motivated to get people to come over to their blog. I’m not sure if you follow her, but you should. She’s crazy funny.

    But that’s where my whole “ruse”..accidently spelled “rouse” comment came from.

    Anyway, nice to meet you Aussie. I have domestic goddessing to get to. I look forward to reading your stuff!

  22. I’ve nominated you for the Reader Appreciation Award!

  23. Hi John!

    Loved this! Thanks for visiting my blog and the “likes” on my posts. I really appreciate it.

  24. Your wife is lovely and your son adorable. I loved the post it gave me a good laugh. Thanks buddy.

  25. How long have you been blogging for? You make it look easy, it must be your sense of humor.

  26. John, sorry been away so long, hilarious post to come back to-and viva la ninos!
    Nice pic, though (and while its hilarious) “Dumbestic Goddess” would get me a two hour discussion, does yer wife read yer blog mate, lol?
    Ahh jes givin ya crap, hilarious post, thanks fer sharing


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