Murphy’s Road Rules #022

Every driver is an expert at merging.  When in two or more lanes travelling in the same direction, ensure that if you see someone politely indicating, waiting slowly trying to merge into your lane, show them that they must ‘Wait their turn’ to use your lane.

Speed up, try to cut them off should they succeed and get into your lane never mind that it was actually legal for them to do that, ensure that your flash your lights, honk your horn, use extreme hand gestures, even tailgate them, just to let them know, IT WAS YOUR LANE.

John The Aussie

~ by John the Aussie on December 20, 2012.

5 Responses to “Murphy’s Road Rules #022”

  1. This rule goes double for P platers. The more recent the acquisition of your license, the fresher the knowledge of the road rules in your brain, therefore you have a responsibility to cut off, honk at and verbally abuse all other motorists.

  2. There is one exception to this – when you have 2 lanes that shrink down to 1 lane for over 5 years & everyone who uses this road knows it will shrink to one lane. There are those drivers who purposely speed in the lane which will close soon, ignoring all the rest of the traffic who are waiting patiently in the lane that continues, & then they cut you off when they run out of lane. In this case, it is acceptable to all of the above!

  3. make these people red by having a yellow mount!!

Go on, give us a yarn or two, mate.

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