The Aussie’s “In the beginning”
In the beginning Ol Mate created day and night. He created day for footy matches, going to the beach and BBQs.
He created night for going prawning, sleeping and BBQs, and Ol Mate saw that it was good.
On the Second Day, Ol Mate created water – for surfing, – swimming and BBQs on the beach and Ol Mate saw that it was good.
On the Sixth Day Ol Mate saw that the Bloke was lonely and needed someone to go to the footy, surf, drink beer, eat and stand around the barbie with. So Ol Mate created mates, and Ol Mate saw that they were good blokes, and Ol Mate saw that it was good.
On the Seventh Day Ol Mate looked around at the twinkling barbie fires, heard the hiss of opening beer cans and the raucous laughter of all the blokes. He smelled the aroma of grilled chops and sizzling snags and Ol Mate Saw that it was good …..
Well. .
Almost good. He saw that the blokes were too tired to clean up and needed a rest. So Ol Mate created Sheilas- to clean the house,to bear children, to wash, to cook and to clean the Barbie, and then Ol Mate saw that it was not just good.
It was better than that,
it was Bloody Awesome!
IT WAS AUSTRALIA!
Now that’s what you call the best tourist advert for Australia ever! Beats the English one of: “Come visit England, it’s a bit wet, a bit grey and smells funny.”
Dave Farmer said this on November 22, 2012 at 7:06 am |
or the “Where the bloody hell are ya?” campaign we had…
John the Aussie said this on November 22, 2012 at 11:33 am |
The Bible according to John?
robincoyle said this on November 22, 2012 at 7:54 am |
The Aussie BBQ bible…
John the Aussie said this on November 22, 2012 at 11:33 am |
Let us all bow our heads and THANK Ol Mate for giving us these things so we could go forth and BBQ…Cheers!!!
xx
Sooz
dreamshadow59 said this on November 22, 2012 at 8:17 am |
And BBQ we shall..
John the Aussie said this on November 22, 2012 at 11:33 am |
Can’t “Like” this because of the mysoginistic ideas toward women (Sheilas), but I realize it was a joke, so I’m just going to sigh & move on. (sigh)
benzeknees said this on November 22, 2012 at 8:24 am |
There are a set of Aussie BBQ rules written by a woman… Very sexist towards the ideals of how women should act when her husband is “hosting” the BBQ… funny as hell… I’ll get it up on here when I get the chance
John the Aussie said this on November 22, 2012 at 11:35 am |
Us Sheilas are good for more than that. We have the secret sauce! Not that kind! The BBQ sauce.
fuonlyknew said this on November 22, 2012 at 9:51 am |
Gotta love the marinade too.
John the Aussie said this on December 15, 2012 at 10:15 pm |
Cheeky bugger 😀
kelsgonebush said this on November 23, 2012 at 11:47 am |
😀
Betchya Dave thinks it an exact account….
John the Aussie said this on November 23, 2012 at 8:53 pm |
He would love a girl to clean up after him etc etc .. unfortunately instead he has me and usually its the other way around !!! 😉 ( and I wonder why he goes bush for 3 weeks at a time !! )
kelsgonebush said this on November 24, 2012 at 10:03 pm
Aye, to catch up on sleep… that’s why I still work away
John the Aussie said this on November 24, 2012 at 10:06 pm
Well, not so sure I should have “LIKED” this one seeing as the Ol Mate was a female to begin with and just needed some blokes to watch for entertainment! She knew they couldn’t take care of the business at the end of the day either! LOL Yes … the secret sauce! That’s it, we also have the secret sauce!
Hawkruh said this on November 24, 2012 at 5:41 am |
Aye, no arguments Ol Mate has to be a female from this end… I just tell the yarn as it’s told…
John the Aussie said this on November 24, 2012 at 9:08 pm |
That was bloody good. Hey whats a snag?
foresterartist said this on December 6, 2012 at 3:35 pm |
An Aussie sausage
John the Aussie said this on December 7, 2012 at 10:00 am |
Cute! 😉
Jamie Dedes said this on December 11, 2012 at 2:53 pm |
’tis isn’t it?
John the Aussie said this on December 11, 2012 at 6:48 pm |
Oi, Mate! Loved it! That’s my kind of gospel. 😉
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Richard Leonard said this on December 15, 2012 at 9:31 pm |
Cheers Richard. Much appreciated!!
John the Aussie said this on December 15, 2012 at 10:16 pm |