Australian SAS.

John The Aussie

A large group of Taliban soldiers are moving down a road when they hear a voice call from behind a sand-dune.

“One Australian SAS soldier is better than ten Taliban”.The Taliban commander quickly sends 10 of his best soldiers over the dune whereupon a gun-battle breaks out and continues for a few minutes, then silence. The voice then calls out

“One Australian SAS soldier is better than one hundred Taliban”.

Furious, the Taliban commander sends his next best 100 troops over the dune and instantly a huge gunfight commences. After 10 minutes of battle, again silence. The Australian voice calls out again

“One Australian SAS soldier is better than one thousand Taliban”.

The enraged Taliban Commander musters one thousand fightersandsends them across the dune. Cannon, rocket and machine gun fire ring out as a huge battle is fought. Then silence. Eventually one wounded Taliban fighter crawls back over the dune and with his dying words tells his commander,

“Don’t send any more men,

it’s a trap, …

There’s actually two of them.”

John The Aussie

~ by John the Aussie on November 20, 2012.

12 Responses to “Australian SAS.”

  1. LOVE IT

  2. Nice…Fosters, Crocks now bad ass SAS….

    • Ya know, Fosters is owned by Americans and less than 1% of the Australian population drink it.. It’s utter shit, yet we found a market where the beer was better than that made in their own country so we sold the company to the Americans and laugh when people order a Fosters in a bar and can’t work out why we don’t have them…

  3. Taking care of business!

  4. Loved this…Very funny…

  5. Ha! Loved it. All in a days work.

  6. Heh, heh… good one. I’ll drink a Fosters to that! -lol No. No I won’t.

Go on, give us a yarn or two, mate.

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