Australian SAS.
A large group of Taliban soldiers are moving down a road when they hear a voice call from behind a sand-dune.
“One Australian SAS soldier is better than one hundred Taliban”.
Furious, the Taliban commander sends his next best 100 troops over the dune and instantly a huge gunfight commences. After 10 minutes of battle, again silence. The Australian voice calls out again
“One Australian SAS soldier is better than one thousand Taliban”.
The enraged Taliban Commander musters one thousand fightersandsends them across the dune. Cannon, rocket and machine gun fire ring out as a huge battle is fought. Then silence. Eventually one wounded Taliban fighter crawls back over the dune and with his dying words tells his commander,
“Don’t send any more men,
it’s a trap, …
There’s actually two of them.”
John The Aussie 
LOVE IT
An old classic, I remember when my uncle use to say it about VC, or when my grandfather told me passed down from WWI when his grandfather served.
Nice…Fosters, Crocks now bad ass SAS….
Ya know, Fosters is owned by Americans and less than 1% of the Australian population drink it.. It’s utter shit, yet we found a market where the beer was better than that made in their own country so we sold the company to the Americans and laugh when people order a Fosters in a bar and can’t work out why we don’t have them…
Taking care of business!
With pleasure…
Loved this…Very funny…
xx
Sooz
I liked it…
Ha! Loved it. All in a days work.
Glad ya enjoyed it!
Heh, heh… good one. I’ll drink a Fosters to that! -lol No. No I won’t.
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