Murphy’s Road Rules #020

Whilst driving down a one way street always anticipate another vehicle coming the wrong way.  This includes lorries, trucks, pickups, utes, sedans, hatchbacks, motorcycles, bicycles, skateboarders and mothers with strollers…

John The Aussie

How fucking dyslexic do you have to be to get the arrow wrong?

~ by John the Aussie on November 17, 2012.

17 Responses to “Murphy’s Road Rules #020”

  1. Crazy drivers are everywhere but this is one of the funniest I’ve seen. I hope it never happens to me.

  2. Is that Osama bin Laden driving? Moron.

  3. Not dyslexic … distracted. I turned into four lanes of oncoming traffic once. Our 20-year-old son let out a scream like a little girl when I sped up toward the traffic. But I had spotted a driveway and needed to get to it quick! Phew! 😉

  4. Haha, at just a glance of the photo, I thought that was Russell Brand! But seriously, keep in mind that murphy’s law means when you floor it, you’re the only one who will get hurt…it’s like the idiot’s are immune! Just like when someone is hit by a drunk driver. The drunk driver is almost never injured!

  5. I have to admit to doing this when I first got my driver’s license. I was in a city with a gazillion one way signs and I found myself going the wrong way up a one way….yeh, other drivers are not so tolerant of first time drivers. 😛

  6. Yup. I did it too, on a road trip, driving through Texas. I pulled out of a restaurant parking and onto a one way street. In my defense, I was only 18 but it did take a few minutes for me to realize what I had done. My two younger sisters in the car were screaming…lol.

  7. Me and several others looked at the photo and all thought it was Russell Brand.

  8. Mothers with strollers…Classic …Hilarious…

    • Ya don’t get in the way of a mother with a stroller. They use them as buffers… Fucking mean bitches still on hormone highs… I walk behind them for an unimpeded exit in shopping malls

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