Murphy’s Road Rules #015
Remember that the goal of every driver is to get there first, by whatever means necessary. Piss them off by blocking them in and taking it slow as reasonably possible.
John The Aussie
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John The Aussie 
Oh, yeah. I can do this.
I like when I spot someone else doing it already so I join in to help him / her block the ways…
I can and HAVE done this!
Fun eh?
you bet … maybe just a tad passive agressive, but it works!
It’s a safe step away from my usual response…
I sure do love a nice go-slow when some idiot is trying to get past me. It’s like dining on their fury, knowing full well if they do pass me I’ll eventually cruise up behind them at the next set of lights – “Oh hey buddy, nice to see you again, hows that heart attack coming on? Tra la la la la!”
I use to have this sign that said
“C U @
next Red
Light (insert pic of middle finger)”
I had it confiscated by police, with a laughing verbal warning… And only because I was holding it while I was driving, not because of the middle finger… which had no thumb, so he said it was the left hand ring finger… Some cops are just great…
In the dictionary under Road Rage, is there a picture of you John?!
No, they removed it because road rage receivers that ended up with post traumatic kept going into relapse when the were looking up other words.
You badass! 😉
Nah, sometimes I just get bored while driving…