Murphy’s Road Rules #012

John The Aussie

Females and Gay men may take a few moments to notice the GREEN man flashing…

Never ever trust a green light.  Always take the time to look left and right before proceeding when you are the first one off the line.

John The Aussie

Yeah, your day was cursed from the start…

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~ by John the Aussie on October 28, 2012.

16 Responses to “Murphy’s Road Rules #012”

  1. Idiots around here like to run the red lights thinking you won’t hit them just as your light is turning green. Also, folks turning left on green try to shotgun and cut in front of you thinking they can ‘make it’. Sometimes they do, sometimes they don’t. An awful pity to have an auto ‘accident’ because some asshat couldn’t wait 3 seconds. Very rarely is an accident an actual accident. Mostly it’s because people are impatient and/or have their heads firmly shoved up their arses.

  2. Reminds me of a hook turn incident (yet another) I saw in the city (no prizes for guessing which one! 😉 )
    How hard is it to understand a hook turn, seriously? You’re turning right from the left hand side of the road. You wait for your straight ahead light to turn red. Turn your head to the right. You wait for that light to turn green. You double check no-one’s running the red you just stopped at. If it’s clear, you turn.
    The number of people I see pull up to the left and turn without looking and collide with someone always tempts me to go up and count their brain cells because I’m sure I could do it on one hand.

  3. You seriously crack me up and I have nominated you for the versatile bloggers award. Go to http://jiltaroo.wordpress.com/2012/10/28/i-can-do-the-splits-but-i-didnt-realise-i-was-a-versatile-blogger/ to pick it up!!!
    Jen

  4. Ooh, the turning on red with caution guys make me mad. As though I should yield to them even though my light is green!

  5. Classic…..Loved this….
    xx
    Sooz

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