IPC (Isaacs Picture Conclusions) a movie reviewer extroud… exstraw… ummm pro?  who has me hooked on reading his horror reviews was kidnapped and brought to Australia especially to give me an interview.

Although at gun point he agreed he was under no drewess… drooress… ummm pressure to do the interview at all, in fact he seemed overly enthusiastic about the results and demanded to go straight home to publish it…

PS we need that heshen sack back…

Isaacs Picture Conclusions

JOHN THE AUSSIE is an American outlaw who once dynamited a train full of women and kids. He eventually retired from that life of killin’ but a bunch of cowboys cut up a hooker and her coworkers offered him a reward if he would extract vengeance. He kind of had second thoughts but the sheriff of the town in question beat his only friend so bad that it killed him so John rode into town like the Grim Reaper and shot almost everyone to death before he went off into the darkness never to be seen or heard from again. He now runs a really fun blog over HEREwhere he collects accolades and awards from all over the globe. I really dig John’s work and I am happy and proud that he agreed to do this. Recently, I was walking to my truck to go home for the day and a…

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~ by John the Aussie on October 25, 2012.


  1. THANK YOU John for doing this! This was good fun!

    I’ll try and get that thing in the mail here shortly…

  2. Wait, you’re an American outlaw who beats lowly, defenseless chicken sandwiches while shitting in mines, threatening to push people into deep chasms? Wow … I really had you figured all wrong. 😉

  3. Good to know. I’ll avoid any and all future trips to Australia … on Fridays. 😉

  4. That was well worth the trip over there to read! 🙂

  5. Better & better, John.

Go on, give us a yarn or two, mate.

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