
Believe it or not, this isn’t photoshopped…. Seriously…
No seriously, it isn’t….
And neither is the following…

Not photoshopped either…

You give way to all wildlife… for good reason…

Not photoshopped either… One of the best mower pictures I’ve seen. Luckily they stopped this practice… as far as I am aware…

Okay so this one is photoshopped… Still, crocs jump that high…

Eventually it just feels like mosquitoes after a few years of continuous attacks…
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~ by John the Aussie on October 22, 2012.
Posted in Dumb Miner Logs
Tags: attack, Australia, big, crocodiles, crocs, Funny, helicopter, humor, John the Aussie, jumping
I want to visit your country. It is beautiful and the people are wonderful But why does everything there bite sting or try to eat you?
I’m gonna say, ‘Buffalo Theory’
I will come to visit someday, but I ain’t going in the water, that’s for sure.
Can’t swim, mate?
Not with sharks and sea snakes and scorpion fish and salt water crocodiles and who knows what else I can’t.
Oh, well I can compile a post why you shouldnt swim if ya want.
Yes, please feed my paranoia… to the carnivorous sea beasts.
On it’s way…
Awesome.
LOL and yet Steve Irwin died from a stingray.
Aye but he died doing what he loved most.
Indeed. You know right after that we were on a cruise with his family. They are carrying on the love.
That they are.
Those crocs learned that helicopter thing from watching the movie, Jaws II. It was the scene near Cable Junction. That’s why they started making those rubber shoes out of them, (the crocs, not the helicopters).
I haven’t seen lake placid, although filmed in Australia, but didn’t that have a helicopter scene?
I believe it did.
I went travelling in Australia last summer, and when we went white water rafting they said that crocodiles was spottet at that right spot. Lush. hah. Didn’t see any though. 🙂
Nearly every white water rafting says that to make it more exciting. You’d see the croc slide if they were spotted recently.
We woke up this camping trip last week with our bait missing… 30 meters from where we were sleeping.
Hi John!
And now here’s proof that you should never trust a gator. Thanks for stopping by and reading my latest blog!
Nah, gators are much more aggressive than our crocs I think. Just don’t smile at our crocodile…
Still waiting to see what the house flies look like!
Them and their cousins are coming, I did 15 pre posts and starting to get a good list of pre posts behind them.
Croc Olympics anyone? I see crocs jumping hurdles, high jump, diving, and let’s not forget the Frizbee Relay Team!
You should see them sprint.
Saw the pictures of you mowing in your yard…….hope the croc wasn’t there. 😦
Nah, they tend not to like tough meat…
guess those crocs wanted to prove who had the biggest set of, er…choppers!
Badum Tshh!
Hehe, I guess they did… They are very territorial around their nest and no amount of noise nor size of its opponent will deter it.
Wow! They are scary mo fos, aren’t they!!! 😉
Only when in eye sight… 😀
Has the package arrived yet?! I’m resisting the temptation to worry! My bro in Canada is yet to receive I package I sent to him on the same day. Hope it reaches you soon. 🙂
Australian post is a bitch. It should be here soon.
Coolio. I shall mop my brow and chill out! 😉