Murphy’s Road Rules #006

Braking is to be done as hard and as late as possible to ensure that your ABS kicks in, giving a nice, relaxing foot massage as the brake pedal pulsates.
For those of you without ABS, it’s a chance to stretch your legs.

A perfectly acceptable time to slam on the brakes…

~ by John the Aussie on October 20, 2012.

Posted in Murphy's Road Rules
Tags: abs, braking, Funny, humor, John the Aussie, Murphy's Law, pulsate, road rules

8 Responses to “Murphy’s Road Rules #006”

I’m driving down the interstate today, and my freakin’ turn signal is on again! I think about John the Aussie, and I immediate blush and feel the appropriate amount of shame.

Maddie Cochere said this on October 20, 2012 at 2:50 pm | Reply
- Ahh but see, you’ll get paranoid and check the dash (while checking gauges also) more often now….
  
  John the Aussie said this on October 20, 2012 at 11:01 pm | Reply
How did he ever see her? She’s barely there.

Ron said this on October 21, 2012 at 2:10 am | Reply
- The suns reflection off the silicon?
  
  John the Aussie said this on October 21, 2012 at 10:52 am | Reply
  - Oh. Good answer.
    
    Ron said this on October 22, 2012 at 9:41 am
  - Thanks, 🙂
    
    John the Aussie said this on October 22, 2012 at 10:18 am
wow!

Zombie Spirituality said this on October 22, 2012 at 9:43 pm | Reply
- Yup.
  
  John the Aussie said this on October 22, 2012 at 9:48 pm | Reply

Go on, give us a yarn or two, mate. Cancel reply

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