Murphy’s Road Rules #006

Braking is to be done as hard and as late as possible to ensure that your ABS kicks in, giving a nice, relaxing foot massage as the brake pedal pulsates.
For those of you without ABS, it’s a chance to stretch your legs.

John The Aussie

A perfectly acceptable time to slam on the brakes…

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~ by John the Aussie on October 20, 2012.

8 Responses to “Murphy’s Road Rules #006”

  1. I’m driving down the interstate today, and my freakin’ turn signal is on again! I think about John the Aussie, and I immediate blush and feel the appropriate amount of shame.

  2. How did he ever see her? She’s barely there.

  3. wow!

Go on, give us a yarn or two, mate.

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