Murphy’s Road Rules #003
Oh shit!! The light has been yellow for 3 seconds you now only have 2 seconds remaining to floor it and drive through that red light as it changes with enough time before the other directional traffic get their green light within the three seconds it takes from your light to go red.
Didn’t understand that??
Just remember this: “The faster you drive through a red light, the less chance you have of getting hit.”
I swear to your God, next time I’m aiming for you!
John The Aussie 
Green light go.
Red light stop.
Yellow light go very fast.
*sigh*
That was the way Starman described it in the movie, circa 1980 something. 🙂
I swear so many movies are never released in Australia…
🙂 He had been observing her driving. Heck, I cannot even remember who she was. 🙂 It was a weird movie, but as a kid I remember liking it.
I Like traffic lights.
I Like traffic lights.
I Like traffic lights,
No matter where they’ve been.
I Like traffic lights.
I Like traffic lights.
I Like traffic lights.
I Like traffic lights.
I Like traffic lights,
But only when they’re green….
Python never gets old when you’re a nerd, you know.
Never to old indeed.
The faster you drive through a red light with a Bulldozer,
and it doesn’t matter who hit who it is safer !!!
Ya ain’t ever seen a dump truck run over a dozer, have ya?
I see this EVERY day … without fail.
My first #30 will be what I see everyday when in town.