Murphy’s Road Rules #003

Oh shit!! The light has been yellow for 3 seconds you now only have 2 seconds remaining to floor it and drive through that red light as it changes with enough time before the other directional traffic get their green light within the three seconds it takes from your light to go red.

Didn’t understand that??

Just remember this: “The faster you drive through a red light, the less chance you have of getting hit.”

John The Aussie

I swear to your God, next time I’m aiming for you!

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~ by John the Aussie on October 15, 2012.

11 Responses to “Murphy’s Road Rules #003”

  1. Green light go.
    Red light stop.
    Yellow light go very fast.

  2. I Like traffic lights.
    I Like traffic lights.
    I Like traffic lights,
    No matter where they’ve been.
    I Like traffic lights.
    I Like traffic lights.
    I Like traffic lights.
    I Like traffic lights.
    I Like traffic lights,
    But only when they’re green….

    Python never gets old when you’re a nerd, you know.

  3. The faster you drive through a red light with a Bulldozer,
    and it doesn’t matter who hit who it is safer !!!

  4. I see this EVERY day … without fail.

Go on, give us a yarn or two, mate.

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