Never think your young sass is par.
There a just some jokes that I remember overhearing back in the 80’s when I was just a young tacker. When they resurface as “New Jokes” and still make me laugh, I think they deserve sharing.
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John The Aussie 
hahaha! love it.
Went to a wig party for family over the weekend, my uncle from out west was wearing the wig very similar to the one pictured… So I had my grandmother add it into her speech while she was dressed ad a 60’s hippie.
BWAHAHAHAHA! ♥
I know right? Credit goes to The Dumbestic Goddess for sending it to me.
Genius! ♥
OHMIGOD. Hilarious.
Hehe, after your vlog I can actually hear you say that.
Hysterical !
It was the 80’s Aus punk error when I first heard it, later as punks became heavy metal in the late 90’s a decade later it resurfaces with the same impact as when i first heard it.
Oh man, that’s going in a text to friends this instant! ROFL!
Got a mate with a colorful mohawk?
Funny you say that, I used to know a fella who had a mohawk very similar to the girl in the photo!
An excellent joke. Wish I had comebacks like that, with every ridiculous comment I hear from people out & about. You made my day.
I’m lucky enough to be raised by a father that is witty as the gentleman in the joke. I’m happy to have picked up half the wit he has, I suppose the rest comes with wisdom.
I envy you, your father.
Fantastic – thanks for keeping the jokes going! 🙂
Thank Ms Katy Kins. More will come in time…
I never spiked my hair BUT…my aunt was a stylist who cut one side short and left one side long….I looked like I was part of Prince and the Revolution. ; )
I always imagined that the customer or stylist sneezed with those hair cuts.
Hey…it was supposed to be “in”. ; )
Many looked good with the style, while many caused spontaneous explosions of laughter. Where did you fall?
Well, it certainly wasn’t the first one… ; ) Damn, now I need therapy.
I like this web blog very much so much great information. “Probably the most distinctive characteristic of the successful politician is selective cowardice.” by Richard Harris.
Err thanks, but I think your a bot…
Classic!
Hi John, Your posts are great! I also want to thank you for following my post. Sometimes I feel very lonely, like no one out there hears me. It’s always good to see you’ve liked a post. Thanks
Catherine (Hawkruh)
I don’t ever want anyone in this world to feel lonely…I will follow you! : )
Thanks and no worries. In blogosphere, no one is alone, someone always reads and no one can hear you scream.
Wait scrap that last one…
Funny, especially for an old punk like me, damn young ‘uns, Anyway funny as hell joke thanks fer sharing, I shared it in turn on facebook hope ya don’t mind.
Don’t mind at all mate, not my original yarn to claim.
Reblogged this on Wacky Pete's Wicked & Wonderful Words of Wis-dumb and commented:
I found this to be very amusing!
Thanks mate. And I appreciate the share.
It’s been a while since I heard this joke and I had forgotten the punch line. Got a laugh from me this morning. 😀
I’m glad I started ya day with a smile. Now I wonder if we’ll see a lighter side of the apocalypse now….
heh that’s what the bloopers are for! Though my sense of humor tends to be a bit dark on subject matter. Next weeks should be more light hearted. 🙂 I’ll give that some thought. It can’t be doom and gloom all the time, that’s not how people work! 😀
Thinking about coloured hair, what’s blue and fucks grannies?
Hypothermia
I’ll probably be scolded for laughing, but that caught me off guard.
BAhahahaha! Brilliant! I am so gonna tell my grandmother that next phone call…
Reblogged this on Steve Richer and commented:
Classic!
Thanks for the share Steve. Catching up on blogs?
Cheers.