I may be a dumb eskimo; But seriously ,Patience has some rewards…losing it has some better ones.

John The Aussie
I have always thought of myself as somewhat of a patient person… that is at least to a point. In the following call I display one of those few occasions, (I can see the eyes rolling now) where I lose it.

Me: Thank you for calling the *****’s call center this is Andrew speaking how can I help you today?

Caller: Hello… (After 6 seconds of quiet)

Me: Yes this is the *****’s Call center Andrew Speaking how can I help you today?

Caller: Yes my name is Carlos my compooter is broke.

Me: Okay sir the first thing I need to know is what your unit number is?

Caller: My id number?

Me: no sir your restaurant number… (Starting to lose some patience but I’m still alright)

Caller: Yes I am calling from a restaurant.

Me: Yes sir I need to know what your restaurant number is.

Caller: Oh my phone number?

Me: (at this point I am slamming my head on the desk) sir pull up a receipt and at the top it shows *****’s # and then a 4 digit number what is that number?

Caller: oh it is XXXX

Me: okay I’m not showing that umber in our system are a **** restaurant?

Caller: Yes (he says this in an inquisitive tone)

Me: (at this point I’m done with this guy I look up his restaurant in our database and sure enough he’s not on our supported restaurants list they use a different company) ok sir it looks like here that you guys use the ******* system you need to contact their helpdesk in order to help you.

Caller: I have tried (meaning you just lied when you said you use our **** system) but they are closed. Why cannot you help me?

Me: Well sir first your system is different than what ours is so I would not be sure to what procedures they would like me to take and secondly your franchisee chose to hire the ******* system for your needs so you will need to contact them.

Caller: but I just told you Mother F@#$%$ they are closed you need to help me we are your company.

Me: sir I would appreciate you refraining from using that kind of language while speaking to me and again we are not able to help you, you use a different system then we support you will need to contact your Help desk and leave them a message or call your area manager.

Caller: F&*% your system Mother F&*$#$ It is Sunday and our busiest day I cannot wait for them to open.
At this point I hang up the phone and send off an email to the caller’s area manager, I include an audio recording of our conversation.

5 min after my email has been sent.

Me: Thank you for calling the *****’s call center this is Andrew speaking how can I help you today?

Caller: Hey Andrew this is Paul the Area Manager for Unit XXXX, I just wanted to call and apologize for the behavior of my
Manager, I have just called another manager to go in and he will be terminated by morning.

Me: Thank you sir, I appreciate your help, I can understand how frustrating it could be to have to work with a restaurant that has a computer issue when your helpdesk is closed.

Caller: Yea actually I’m going to be calling the franchisee after this and strongly suggesting we switch over to you guys for all his stores , maybe this way we won’t run into this kind of problem again.

Next day…

Boss: Hey Andrew, heard you had quite a night last night, the AM sent in a bottle of wine we left it on your desk.

… sometimes it pays to lose your patience.

~ by noriliszione on January 7, 2012.

Go on, give us a yarn or two, mate.

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