I’m just a Dumb Trainer; But I can’t fix stupid – Ballpoint or Felt?
I work for a large ISP, training anything my boss tells me to. Last week I had 6 figure salaried executives, teaching them executive leadership techniques, and then the day I had a class of entry level telephone reps, working with them on internet tech support basics.
I was standing at the head of the class, talking about how to create a shortcut to an application on their desktop, something our reps do fairly often.
One particular woman in her 60’s had been with the company for nearly 15 years, and used a computer at work for most of them. We’d already covered the ‘drag and drop’ method, when I moved on to the second method.
“There is an alternate method to create a shortcut,” I began. “If you right click on the desktop, you’ll get a menu.”
The older woman raised her hand immediately, and looked very confused.
I paused for a second, wondering how she could possibly have a question, before I said “Yes Deb?”
“With a marker?” she asked.
“I’m sorry, what?” I said.
“When you said ‘write click on the desktop’, I was wondering if I should use a marker. My pen doesn’t write very well on the laminate desk.”
Welcome to the blog of stupidity mate. Hope to see more in the future from ya!
Its amazing to me the level of stupidity we all deal with on a regular basis.
LMAO write click… I can’t wait till you explain the wonders of a fax machine to her.