Murphy’s Road Rules #027
You see this?
This is a fucking pedestrian crossing! (Aka Zebra Crossing)
I don’t where the fuck you learnt to drive, but in Australia, it is the law to give way to pedestrians. More so the area of the road with these white fucking stripes is designed to keep people randomly crossing the road causing you to stop wherever they decide to cross.
The law states (somewhat) “The (dimwitted, cockhead) driver approaching the (the obvious and glaring, well signed, and speed limited) pedestrian crossing must drive at a speed at which the driver can, if necessary, stop safely before the crossing. (Not slam the fucking brakes on hitting me in the fucking shins than proceed to yell at me as I approach your window and suddenly walk away while you attempt to wake up and have other drivers beep at you laughing their heads off as I limp off to the mess hall. This is why I don’t fucking walk to the mess from my room).”
Until next time…